That's fairly easy for a vast majrotiy of HS and Freshman College papers I 've seen. Just make an app that adds the following to the end of the paper:

[1] Wikipedia

Getting pretty close to whuppin' the daylights outta the phone-call-insurance-scam-Turing-test, eh? Two big giveaways: Identical repetition (they should insert some random timing and pitch states into "real person" and the like) and the delay before laughter. Eliminated those, and this would come very close.

Not to get too far off-track, but with the free Zotero, which sits at the bottom of Firefox, you can easily add refs to as you surf the net, cloud-sync the refs, and use the offline mode to insert refs in the desired format.

Paper? What is paper?

I remember when you actually had to read to write a paper!

As instructed, I took my pants off but left my shoes on. As I expected, my shoes slipped and a sat on my balls. The next time you two give advice, I wish you would consider the possibility of hurting someone's testicles.

It's actually the beginning of a capoeira move called: Ponte ... 1:02

Some people, when confronted with a problem, think

It sounds like a bunk policy, but this incident seems solely the deputy's fault. He has the discretion to not enforce this, and the guy doesn't break a law either to my knowledge warranting arrest.

You might be able to claim wrongful detainment of the child since Howe was present to pick the child up but the child was not released into his custody.

This is a taping of a television news report, I don't really like this method, but the result is pretty comprehensive. I will say this, Jim is a big guy, the arresting officer is lucky Howe is so calm.

I'm throwing down some brown right now.

Holy shit indeed. And if Howe rose a ruckus, my low volume speech has me in danger of getting a "disorderly conduct" warning. The man didn't even raise his voice; he certainly wan't yelling, waving his arms about, or making any threatening motions.

Holy shit the school thing.

Our shit-stained orgy of riotous consumption is the envy of the free world.

And you say canadia is shitty.

"I don't like hashtags! Wah!" - Stay off the Internet fool.