Now if we could just find a way to have an entire Lifehacker (or Jezebel, or Gawker) article displayed INSIDE my feed reader instead of having to click and go to the website to see the whole thing. Talk about driving up page clicks, people. Does Lifehacker even need to drive up stats?

Power bottom.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

This girl sings about drugs, too, Miley. Look how far it got her.

Idiots who didn't fact-check a tip and deserve to be fired for being incompetent? Definitely. Racist pigs? Come on. You're better than that.

"Who's responsible for this racist embarrassment?!"

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

Everybody and my granny (literally) can do this with cotton-based string.

My dick's stuck in a ceiling fan. 0/10 directions not clear enough.

I do it the easy way. 1. tie one end around your Johnson 2. tie other end to heavy door. 3. Open door, step back until string has about a foot of slack, then slam door. It breaks every time. Trust me on this one guys.

Sorry, I meant a shitty nonsensical "explanation" for the photos was coming. Not the abuse itself.

As an advocate I just ... don't have the words. Fuck you, you abusive dick.

Maybe he only attacks family members?

Just like this adorable, playful moment where he literally covered his wife's mouth to keep her from talking. I hope Nigella and her children stay safe far away from this abusive asshole.

I wonder how many of the necks of his high-powered male colleagues he has "held repeatedly while trying to emphasise [his] point"?

Where's that boss Aussie Army officer? "The standard you walk past is the standard you accept."

And apparently no one said or did anything. That is the most disgusting part.

The one on the right is totally challenging me to arm wrestle! Damn this ultra realistic system. How did they know I've always wanted to beat the hell out of women in arm wrestling matches while in the mainframe room from 2001: A Space Odyssey?

@GirafficPark: However, there are no open source alternatives to one's girlfriend.