Now if we could just find a way to have an entire Lifehacker (or Jezebel, or Gawker) article displayed INSIDE my feed reader instead of having to click and go to the website to see the whole thing. Talk about driving up page clicks, people. Does Lifehacker even need to drive up stats?

Power bottom.

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

I wonder if they gave him a full-body cavity search. In the clink, Lego are pretty rare and quite valuable.

If rich dudes can't even pay retail, what hope is there for the rest of us?

What a blockhead.

I love Legos, but c'mon, I'd rather be caught with hookers.

This girl sings about drugs, too, Miley. Look how far it got her.

Indianna Jones would be proud.

Idiots who didn't fact-check a tip and deserve to be fired for being incompetent? Definitely. Racist pigs? Come on. You're better than that.

"Who's responsible for this racist embarrassment?!"

That's actually offensive enough that someone may pursue legal action. If they use Bay-area lawyer Mi Su Yu, that station is fucked.

Everybody and my granny (literally) can do this with cotton-based string.

My dick's stuck in a ceiling fan. 0/10 directions not clear enough.

I do it the easy way. 1. tie one end around your Johnson 2. tie other end to heavy door. 3. Open door, step back until string has about a foot of slack, then slam door. It breaks every time. Trust me on this one guys.

Maybe he only attacks family members?

Where's that boss Aussie Army officer? "The standard you walk past is the standard you accept."

And apparently no one said or did anything. That is the most disgusting part.

@GirafficPark: However, there are no open source alternatives to one's girlfriend.