Some party functionary 3 weeks from now "It means WHAT in English?"

I like my Hamburgers, like I like my Uter-braten!

Ahhh damnit. There was the line.... way back there.

Makes me even more proud of owning my WRX for 14 months ticket-free. Always felt like a time bomb, though.

I have the 5th gen. Fuck that button is stupid.

"Can we make it to the Eastern Conference Finals?"

Can we have both?

Bentley facade + Hummer = BUMMER.

"I'll take Morgan for $100, they same way your mom took M'organ last night, Trebek."

SCHUCK IT TREBEK!!

out of the greys with you!

Okay, because I know someone is gonna say, Well maybe she was being aggressive with the assistant principal, maybe she was running from the cops, etc, etc, etc. So let's just head that off at the pass and say unless she was holding a gun to their freaking heads there is NO REASON for three (or two or even one) grown…

Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

With burgers, it's such a fine line, between clever and stupid.