I came here to raise Hell if Canyonero was on the list!

I'm surprised he got fat. He was one of the few Americans I know that was ever active on Thanksgiving.

If it tweets like a dick, dresses like a dick, and let's be honest, if it smiles like a dick, then what do you have? A duck?

GEORGE CLOS: Most cars don't have dipsticks anymore. You can't drink a six-pack with your friends and change the oil in front of your house.

The difference between mortar, missile, and what I think is more likely—a rocket—is enough to mention... But not enough to really have people care.

"If that Mondeo didn't have suburb ride and handling, and be so luxurious with all the maple and leather, this would have never happened." then he added, "What a wicked thing to do."

Peter King still looks like the love child of George Wendt and Ma Fratelli from The Goonies.

I believe we also have a brief view of a cell phone clip on the belt......boss...

As Stupid As Possible?

"What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!"

Oh, I didn't really think of it as one, either. Just Brady gets lumped in with the known, obvious guys all the time, and it's like "Hey, Davey Johnson had one freak home run year, too, and he doesn't look like he's ever lifted a weight heavier than a cold Coors 16-ouncer!" One freak season is more statistically…

Indeed, they're both assholes but only one was a trained professional failing at his job.

Dudebro is an idiot. But cops are trained to de-escalate situations. This cop did the exact opposite, and thus is very much the one in the wrong.

Not real, but still my favorite:

They probably didn't reload because it was almost immediately known they had hit an airliner.
I'd suspect the mindset would quickly change from trying to enforce sovereignty over their airspace to covering up the mess and seeing how they could displace the blame. By removing the missile system and picking the scene…

Thank you, I have been saying it for the past few years...also please note the honda CRV and the nissan versa note...