Okay, because I know someone is gonna say, Well maybe she was being aggressive with the assistant principal, maybe she was running from the cops, etc, etc, etc. So let's just head that off at the pass and say unless she was holding a gun to their freaking heads there is NO REASON for three (or two or even one) grown…

Forget this science stuff, I got Scientology!

Even his nose looks funny when it runs.

With burgers, it's such a fine line, between clever and stupid.

I came here to raise Hell if Canyonero was on the list!

I'm surprised he got fat. He was one of the few Americans I know that was ever active on Thanksgiving.

If it tweets like a dick, dresses like a dick, and let's be honest, if it smiles like a dick, then what do you have? A duck?

GEORGE CLOS: Most cars don't have dipsticks anymore. You can't drink a six-pack with your friends and change the oil in front of your house.

The difference between mortar, missile, and what I think is more likely—a rocket—is enough to mention... But not enough to really have people care.

"If that Mondeo didn't have suburb ride and handling, and be so luxurious with all the maple and leather, this would have never happened." then he added, "What a wicked thing to do."

Peter King still looks like the love child of George Wendt and Ma Fratelli from The Goonies.

I believe we also have a brief view of a cell phone clip on the belt......boss...

As Stupid As Possible?

"What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!"