"It's a pity the wooden frame of your mother's bed isn't as strong as the wooden frame of my Morgan, Trebek!"

Thanks. The new commenting system kind of put me off of Kinja for a while. I probably needed a break anyway.

Oklahoma (Tulsa):

I'm not usually the type to point out typos, but...

This. She doesn't want to follow the phone rules (however stupid they may be)? Kick her out. This was completely unwarranted.

Given the success of the PRHT in the NC along with the attention to weight savings in the new model, perhaps we can hold out hope for that Miata Coupe after all.

...aaaand I'm now done with my sunny side up eggs.

"How much more black could your poop be? The answer is none. None more black."

Could be, but I assumed it was because the owner or sales manager wanted to drive it for a while without paying for it. They jack the price of the car up (so nobody in their right mind would buy it), then proceed to put 2000 hard miles on the car. When the Z06s come in (and those guys want something else to drive),…

It's an NP if you're willing to swap in a 4-speed. That would still make it a relatively decent bargain for a Corvette of this vintage. Even the weenie-ish base 327 has plenty of grunt.

I've actually been looking at Ram 2500 Laramie Longhorns lately, and every time I open the door of one and see that interior (football colored leather with stitched patterns on the seat bolsters and barbed wire pattern floor mats) I whisper "Canyoneeeroooo".

If you glance back and say "hey, I'm a little cramped up here. mind if I recline a bit?", you're not a douchebag.

Um... if you're hunting anything with a .50 cal, you're doing it wrong.

He caulked his bike and forded the creek successfully, losing only 22 lbs of food in the process. Unfortunately, he later died of dysentery.

He needs some more peanut butter crackers. You know... for energy.

I've met Jim on a couple of occasions over a decade and a half, and he was anything but dickish.

366 is barely big enough to be on the biggest loser... if you're a woman.

Is it really a home run trot if you didn't hit the home run?

Well, yes. Sucking in hot engine bay air does not mean more power.