Don't even try to turn on your A/C; it's way too complicated. You'd better just bring it into the shop.

"Dealt wit'" to most people:

"Bitch set me up!"

(Borque was acting as his own lawyer)

Yeah, there is pretty much no chance that this is a missile.

I just did a search through Autotrader, Cars.com, and Porsche. I could not find a single new 911 for base sticker price.

"...425 horsepower for just $64, 200"

Well I mean shit, man... what's he supposed to do if the office calls?

At least his business is aptly named:

"...but it's not, like, a Vans VAN, dude."

"... and he didn't even give him a gift basket."

Anderson was (is) a great athlete, I kind of threw him in there as a lark. I didn't mean for that to come off as a slight. I even remember him doing ads for Androstene supplements back in the day (not banned at the time, of course).

You've pretty much hit the nail on the head with this. What it really boils down to is that it's a simple thing that can go catastrophically wrong if someone does it who isn't paying attention.

It's a Bollywood movie called "Alluda Mazaaka!".

"Is that... Herbal Essences?"

Dat throw.

I'm not trying to take anything away from Rice (and I agree with you on Biggio), but compare him to some of his contemporaries like Cey and Garvey. I'm not getting into Sabermetrics or anything like that, but I view the three of them as pretty equal as far as dominance in their era.

I sense a great future in film for this kid:

I'm no fan of obnoxious drunk people in public, but I fail to see how a disturbance occurred until the officer escalated the situation.

That's the deal... that Fit is tasty, yet has the "BANNED" macro on top of it.