I'm guessing "improper passing on the left" was on a 2-lane road, since it's impossible to pass legally on the left on a multi-lane highway in Oklahoma.

Ha, ha, ha!

.aaand Jalop brown or not, it's every bit as ugly as the '70s Lagonda.

I would settle for an on-board air compressor for passengers to blow all the crap off their shoes before getting in.

Well, at least go back to Cowboy Country. He's just asking for trouble in Sooner-land.

The Congressional deposition completely tanked Palmeiro, but it's completely unfair.

Dear Penthouse Forum, you'll never believe this, but...

Fool was riding durty in Sooner Nation.

I'm as anti-Hellaflush as anybody, and those prolaped-rectum looking stretched tire rims are absolutely asinine, but I'm failling to see the problem with this vehicle.

Thought this article was about a helmet that would make me look like a young Paul Newman... Leaving disappointed.

"...I enjoy sipping lukewarm table water and spending 19 Euro for a slice of pizza."

I... just... readthatwholething... in... IraGlass'svoice.

Given the right equipment and equipment-specific training, any person with the right motivation could push the buttons and fire a SAM in a day or two.

A cubic foot of absolutely useless space, at that.

Can't unsee it.

"Eeyouman beings have an incredible proclivity for the pursuit of knowledge... and getting high."

We loved to throw this one in the rotation for our weekly plant safety meetings.

I'm not saying this is the only SAM launcher they have, or that this is the one that actually brought down the passenger plane. In fact, I'd bet money that it isn't the only one the separatists are in possession of.

These so-called "separatists" are not the swiftest boats in the squadron; they are tools being used as a proxy army by the Russians.