"...425 horsepower for just $64, 200"

Well I mean shit, man... what's he supposed to do if the office calls?

At least his business is aptly named:

"...but it's not, like, a Vans VAN, dude."

"... and he didn't even give him a gift basket."

Anderson was (is) a great athlete, I kind of threw him in there as a lark. I didn't mean for that to come off as a slight. I even remember him doing ads for Androstene supplements back in the day (not banned at the time, of course).

You've pretty much hit the nail on the head with this. What it really boils down to is that it's a simple thing that can go catastrophically wrong if someone does it who isn't paying attention.

"Is that... Herbal Essences?"

Dat throw.

I'm not trying to take anything away from Rice (and I agree with you on Biggio), but compare him to some of his contemporaries like Cey and Garvey. I'm not getting into Sabermetrics or anything like that, but I view the three of them as pretty equal as far as dominance in their era.

I'm no fan of obnoxious drunk people in public, but I fail to see how a disturbance occurred until the officer escalated the situation.

That's the deal... that Fit is tasty, yet has the "BANNED" macro on top of it.

I'm guessing "improper passing on the left" was on a 2-lane road, since it's impossible to pass legally on the left on a multi-lane highway in Oklahoma.

Ha, ha, ha!

.aaand Jalop brown or not, it's every bit as ugly as the '70s Lagonda.

I would settle for an on-board air compressor for passengers to blow all the crap off their shoes before getting in.

Well, at least go back to Cowboy Country. He's just asking for trouble in Sooner-land.

The Congressional deposition completely tanked Palmeiro, but it's completely unfair.

Dear Penthouse Forum, you'll never believe this, but...

Fool was riding durty in Sooner Nation.