I'm as anti-Hellaflush as anybody, and those prolaped-rectum looking stretched tire rims are absolutely asinine, but I'm failling to see the problem with this vehicle.

"...I enjoy sipping lukewarm table water and spending 19 Euro for a slice of pizza."

I... just... readthatwholething... in... IraGlass'svoice.

Given the right equipment and equipment-specific training, any person with the right motivation could push the buttons and fire a SAM in a day or two.

A cubic foot of absolutely useless space, at that.

Can't unsee it.

We loved to throw this one in the rotation for our weekly plant safety meetings.

I'm not saying this is the only SAM launcher they have, or that this is the one that actually brought down the passenger plane. In fact, I'd bet money that it isn't the only one the separatists are in possession of.

These so-called "separatists" are not the swiftest boats in the squadron; they are tools being used as a proxy army by the Russians.

One of the most butterface cars I've ever seen.

No problem. Glad to be of service.

Well, Bald Eagle tears are actually 104 octane gasoline, so YES.

And it does so with half the cylinders of a Veyron!

"The Hellcat can burn 1.5 gallons of gas per minute."

"...I couldn't quite tell if he was Chuck himself, or just some Gil Gunderson-esque salesman."

It's not "pretty" by any stretch of the imagination, but if I had the means, I would highly recommend picking one up.

My word, you've just made the Panamera beautiful.

Pictured below, "smells of the season" in Oklahoma:

No Dunlap Syndrome; not fat.