You just best make sure the fluid representing your leakage is blue. Windex blue. 'Cause that's what ladies' menses looks like. I know 'cause I seen it on the TV.

Since I can't make a comment on the embedded video still, I'll have to do it here: There is about 6 fucking inches of panel gap between the shitty Lambo doors and the rear quarter. Is this normal for these types of conversions?

So you've discovered that embracing the worst of Western attitudes doesn't "get you any pussy"?

Lambo doors: making decent looking cars ghetto for the last 20 years.

Holy crap. 1-2. Much respect.

Oklahomans and Texans are well ahead of the game.

Hey, that's better than nothing. People that buy these things can use them the way they want (it's their money); but when it's exclusively a mall crawler, it's like having a herding dog that you keep in an apartment. If you don't let it act on instinct every once in a while, it will go insane.

Thank you for using your vehicle for its intended purpose. It's just sad that Land Rovers, Land Cruisers, and other off-roaders have become little more than status symbols over the past couple of decades.

I just thought to myself, "WWRSD (what would Rusty Shackleford do)?" The words just flowed from there.

Me too, but those were professional drivers.

So, let's see...

That Impala looks like a Corvette coupe with a five-head.

Then John Smoltz ironed his nipples to a crisp and had to hand the booth over to Sid Bream.

Having worked in journalism for many years, I understand the formula of the question headline (even though many will say it's a cop-out, it is ubiquitous when it comes to auto journalism).

As a person who works in the energy industry, I have a special level of respect for the liquidators (especially those who shoveled away the highly irradiated roof tiles on what was left of 3&4).

I wonder if the estimated range on electrics are advertised low on purpose to avoid such a thing.

I admittedly live in a part of the country that isn't terribly saturated with electric vehicles, but the only time I see anyone driving a Leaf (about 3 or 4 of them within 5 miles of my house that I can remember), it's a lady driving it to the grocery store that's 2 miles from her house (the only place around here…

Yes, but at the same time, a lot of those folks are the same ones who champion an organization's right to operate in whatever way it sees fit.

When I was at the bank today, they had Fox News on the televisions in the lobby. They were discussing the whole Sterling issue. The sound was off, but I imagine the dialog was pretty much the same as what is contained in these tweets.