"Already did it. Probably won't do it again. Wouldn't be prudent."

"First kidneys, now cats. It's obvious the entire Force family was genetically engineered by the government to create a clan of organ-harvesting operatives trained in feline mind control."

Right on top of the bird catcher. This cat knows what it's doing.

(in best Dr. Nick Riviera voice)

"Stop short!"

I have to assume they're made of rojo.

You mean EVERY chance that the cheerleaders will win.

I'm far from an apologist for every Jez-relevant article, but cheerleaders get fucking screwed... at every level, in every sense of the word.

Sorry, this gif deserves far more stars than I am currently seeing.

(looks at screen name)

I must say (in the least Ed Grimley way possible)...

Captain Koons gets the joke.

"Look, that manual I wrote was just something I did in my spare time... like a hobby. A guy's gotta have a hobby, right? Keeps you out of trouble."

Your point about the cost of incarceration stands, however.

Would this actually be enforceable?

Yeah, like that facial hair wasn't a dead giveaway.

Non-canonical! non-canonical!

That headline reminds me... didn't Sir Mix a Lot have a rather unique 911 he sold a while back?

Count me out.... I'm not into scat.