Most. Useful. Post. Ever.

Hide yo chickens, hide yo wife...

"Don't let the power to weight ratio fool you. That TLX is scrappy. It keeps its head down and legs out grounders. It's a gamer."

My reaction any time Kathy Lee says anything.

Here it is. You just really hate vowels.

I'm sure they've stiffened things up substantially, but "better" is never enough for me :)

Hey, has anyone mentioned how much the PRHT weighs yet? 'Cause that would be awesome.

I'm seriously getting excited about this car. If I can throw a butterfly brace and frog arms on it, I'll start getting even more excited.

The workers at the US New Balance factory went on strike?

Thought it was just the chassis from what I heard.

Agreed. He's definitely not in Wildenstein or Pete Burns territory by a long shot, but the last thing that comes to mind when seeing that dude is "natural".

"I would never have guessed that he'd had so many procedures"

At least the bear was practical about it. He thought about setting up an elaborate Final Destination-style trap with which to injure the woman, but it just went against his nature.

"I've been in this hood a long time. I've seen a lot of things. Watts Riots, race wars, people sticking stuff up their pee-holes."

It's the "forbidden fruit" aspect. It's like me wanting to drive a SEAT, knowing full well that there are other cars that I could actually get my hands on that are probably better.

Although the downside of driving an F-body is that a mullet, tank top, and Zubaz are mandatory.

You summed it up perfectly, and also made an important distinction between "car dudes" and Jalops.

You're aware the generation just before you probably said the exact same thing about every dress at your prom, right?

I sure hate to be in a ship/building that didn't flex. That would be shear insanity.