There is absolutely no way the use of this device could end badly. Nope.

Not for long, I'd imagine. Dries too quickly.

Those people are idiots. The clownshoe rules supreme.

It's so terrible... but soooo good. As long as you blast this with the windows down at least once a month:

I say get the cheapest good example of that fat, soul-less, skill-less bastard...

On the CL and SL AMGs:

On the G63:

Another one of those threads where I am compelled to recommend every post. They are pretty damn good looking little cars. And if you consider how much better the Sonics are than the model they replaced, it's a no-brainer.

OK, just a few of mine:

Oh, I understand. It's a MR minivan. You have no need to explain yourself.

I'll give that a recommendation, though I have to ask: Is it really a guilty pleasure if the majority of "car people" will understand?

Not a rapist/molester van. That's a surfer van. It has windows.

So you actually want to encourage hypermilers to accelerate their Prius even more slowly down on-ramps?

Comments would be sadly lacking without an Eddie Harris mention.

At least 83 square Puffalumps of cargo space?

Not sure you're using the term "beating it" appropriately here.

This mall wasn't abandoned. Everyone in the mall died one fateful Saturday afternoon in 1992 after a Sbarro promotion gone horribly wrong.

Knowledge... effort... not being a tool?