Comments would be sadly lacking without an Eddie Harris mention.

At least 83 square Puffalumps of cargo space?

Not sure you're using the term "beating it" appropriately here.

This mall wasn't abandoned. Everyone in the mall died one fateful Saturday afternoon in 1992 after a Sbarro promotion gone horribly wrong.

Knowledge... effort... not being a tool?

Sure looks like a W215 gauge cluster.

That is the ugliest damn thing I've ever seen.

Now, now...

I was kinda disappointed o hear this. We had a very nice auto Passat as a rental on our vacation. S mode on the transmission was a little disappointing, but the car was great otherwise.

Same here. I've put on some weight recently, and it was giving me reflux issues that were making my asthma really bad. I've only been back at the yoga for 2 weeks (along with a reasonable diet), and I've already lost 15 pounds. My reflux is gone, asthma is back under control, and I'm wondering why I let myself get…

$12 may not be unreasonably expensive in the grand scheme of things, but it is too expensive for a pick. That can buy me a whole bag of Jazz 3s and at least 2 sets of strings.

It's nice how they cover up the entire windshield with a piece of gym mat to spare the driver the humiliation of being seen in a Ford Probe.

Good point. It's the ultimate transmission for those who just don't care (about driving).

"You have to use your hands? That's like a baby's toy."

To be honest, the people who tend to buy auto 'Vettes (other than because of disability) that I've met don't really use them as "sport cars".

I think there's a lesson to be learned here:

If we're really sticking with the Tron theme, then I guess I'd have to say that it looks like something out of the MCP's vibrator collection.

Norelco is readying the lawsuit...