That was by far the most reasonable request she made. The chance that maternity leave sunk her chances is zero.

#s 3 & 4 are definitely the ones that sunk her chances. As many others have pointed out, new faculty are typically expected to bear the "grunt work" of new preps. It's no different than any other job; it's called being willing to contribute to the team. These kind of requests coming from someone who doesn't even have…

This just gave me an idea. What's the best part of the above design? You're no longer in the line of fire.

Especially this one:

That isn't just viral, it's noro-viral.

How about "he's the mate with the cyanoacrylate"?

Having been involved with NDT and DPA stuff, I agree.

Never have to worry about that crap when President Business is on the case.

Welcome to the "prank" in the internet age!

Something about it says "alero coupe", but I can't say for sure. The proportions are really strange. One thing, though... is that body side molding black, or is it a shadow?

Okay, first question from Twitter:

Oh, now I get it. It's the universal greeting. Works every time.

Sleepers, or a calculated way for Russia to legitimize higher prices on petroleum products for satellite states in an effort to extort complacency?

Sucks about the layoffs, but...

Fake 'stache?

Ah, the sweet Telstar. No matter how good the new balls get, this will always be a soccer ball to me.

Wow. That's just sad. Not that either of those two vehicles interest me in the least, but at least tell me they were in really rough shape... OK?

I have a hard time believing that anyone traded in a Syclone or Typhoon for a Prius. Most likely victims were clapped-out Panthers and Explorers.