Many countries "advertise" RON as the octane rating on the pump (most of Europe, Australia... maybe others). Others (North America) use AKI ((RON+MON)/2).

"You're safe this time, Forrest Whittaker. I got a new neck to hate now."

"It's not fair! This guy gets plowed on camera and nobody is calling him a 'porn star'! It was just a sex tape!"

"Ha ha. It's funny because people from the coasts harbor just as many stereotypes about Texas as people from "flyover states" do about the coasts!"

" ... a large chunk of obsidian from the Eastern Sierras."

Yes. This is so much more convenient than handing someone a book and sharing a story about how you got it/why it's important to you.

Like snake. It's like strange, fishy-tasting chicken that somehow doesn't make you sick.

I still prefer the Sweded version.

"It's just pronounced Darrell."

Obetrol? You mean Adderall?

"Fat guy hats for everyone!"

I'll admit it now. I never disliked the way the Juke looks.* Nissan isn't under any obligation to listen to me, however. I'm never buying one. The Toyota business model is effective in many respects.

Hell. No.

That means you have a good Pho place.

Feeling run-down? Get down to your doctor for a Benzedrine script! All the pep you need!

Screw your "exercise" and "fresh air". THIS is why people were skinny in the '50s and early '60s; don't you try to tell me otherwise.

"Miss me yet?"

He's the most successful gas station manager lookalike to ever grace an MLB dugout.