When you have to officially petition the league for a size-related rule exemption, you're pretty much guaranteed a spot in the "hey, that guy was tall" hall of fame.

Alpine Arena Football

There is nothing unprofessional about what he said.

Again, why is this guy expected to show deference to the person who just called him an asshole?

Seems as polite as necessary after being called an asshole.

how so?

I love how he still can't help but jump at the invisible 1-ups.

Damn chicken was hotdoggin' at the finish line. No respect for his competitors.

Oh come on. That could never happen in real life. Everyone knows standing roundhouse kicks take care of the job much more efficiently.

Jezebel is thattaway ——————————————>

The dude's name makes me wonder... do they drug test in competitive eating?

Here's another look at the Finnish:

Good one.

He would have shaved his head, but he just didn't bring his "A" game.

This gives me a sad for our cat that died 2 years ago.

"I troll eBay for CTS-V wagons, lotus elises, and clean miatas/s2ks."

That sounds like a beast. Two problems, though:

'99-'03 S2K.

Dammit Tom.