I always thought jacket-sourced ground faults would become the #1 cause of accidental deaths by 2015.

I don't think I've seen anyone place kick straight-on since I've been alive (and I'm old enough to have seen that show).

"Let me tell you something, funny boy... You know that little stamp? The one that says New York Public Library? Well, that may not mean anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole helluva lot. Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before — flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention.…

YOUR JACKET IS NOW DRY.

Clearly, it's much better than an F-150 because '70s pornstar name.

Pancakes are literally the only thing I use my electric griddle for.

Now that you mention it, there is something kind of acromegaly-ish about his head.

I'm thinking mirrors and solar recovery boilers.

"You're the only one who understands, little Bimka. All of the KGB's secrets are safe with you."

All right Pootie, no need to look tough. That PP comes with a foregrip for a reason.

The announcers are right, after all. The ski jumpers train on snow. That landing zone looked like freshly tilled farmland painted white.

Take it from personal experience... the rear-facing seats fit fine.

"A" is for ... I think you get the drift.

It's appropriate that it was called the MX-04.

You should see all the foraging they have to do to get what's required for that abortion badge I heard about.

Trunk swap. It's the standard form of currency on Impreza forums the world over.

"It's obviously the Reverse Vampires."

I was kind of overstating my reaction a bit there. It was just a picture inside the booklet that came with one of her albums. Sitting in a chair, nursing a small pig. Don't remember which album it was, but it was one of the ones I liked.

Yeah... everyone knows decisions about peoples' futures aren't made by pitchfork wielding posses. They're made by overzealous wanna-be tough guys with guns.