I appreciate your restraint. Tori Amos and her piglet was hard enough to scrub out of my brain. No, wait. There it is again.

True. And little dog teeth aren't as hard on breastfeeding moms.

His folks must have been Nordiques fans.

"Six or seven slow, poorly executed crossovers and I own you, old man."

Agreed. They're just throwing Tesla in there because that's where the money is.

Did you have a FM kit on your NB?

Agreed. It's just a pity I can't fit one in my garage. Not that I have too many cars, it's just too long.

I'm getting sick of the sports cars from Japan over the last few years. It's either one of two choices:

Ha. Sorry about that, I couldn't help it.

1. Act like you're going to take a shit while standing up.

It's not complicated/heavy/european enough, I guess.

How do you feel about the Raptor, then? Lord knows there are about 10,000 of them in town. I've never seen a dirty one, either.

Moon was a madman who happened to be a great drummer.

That's one of the reasons I don't understand all of the poo-flinging that went on in the other conversations related to this article.

This one's for you and all the Jalops out there, Ray...

"So, Jamarcus... how long have you been a black fat quarterback?"

"Oh, you. Hehehehe!"

"Killed 4 people, got away with it, AND everyone expects me to apologize?"

"Poop particles!"

Exactly $3 less than driving said Caddy from Idaho to Montana.