This one's for you and all the Jalops out there, Ray...

"So, Jamarcus... how long have you been a black fat quarterback?"

"Oh, you. Hehehehe!"

"Killed 4 people, got away with it, AND everyone expects me to apologize?"

"Poop particles!"

Exactly $3 less than driving said Caddy from Idaho to Montana.

The vomit only confirms its provenance!

There's something to be said for a man who loves getting pleasure from an Escort.

A bit too pointy and sharp for Ray's tastes...

ihm96's grandchildren in 60 years:

"Authoritative"? Yes.

So where the hell was this conspiracy to "create the best possible game" during the Super Bowl?

"Wait... what?"

Yeah, but you need something taller than a 10-series sidewall profile.

Wow. Totally did not know that.

That person sounds like they need a steak.

But the less he talks, the more words they have to come up with on their own!

Way to up the cruelty factor.

Nearly 30 years later, and I still want to check out that 4x4.