The palace needs a new boiler?

Well, all I know is that Bill's a pretty good dude. He's been back to Tulsa a few times and taken time out of his day to brighten the day of his fans. Since I'm more a fan of his football exploits than his wrestling stuff, I'm not at all interested in the contents of his shorts.

4-year-old me assures you that even if those are your intentions, it won't end the way you were hoping.

As a resident of a southern midwest state, I'd like to thank NY for reminding the rest of the country that racist shitbags don't limit their presence exclusively to red states.

I hate to admit this, but I often listen to the "conservative" radio station on the way to/from school, as it is in the middle of nowhere, and it's right in between two broadcast towers of NPR (neither of which cover that area - THANKS OBAMA!).

Don't take either one, unless you want to crap a T-Rex later.

That over-the-cap thing that made the rounds a while back looked just as bad, but seemed like it would be far less awkward. I guess they couldn't get that one approved.

...or three.

Another "pretty big Jew":

But it served a purpose. It showed an entire industry (heck, manufacturing in general) a real-world example of brand cannibalization, as well as what happens when you don't deliver on unbelievable hype.

"No comment, and not just because I'm dead."

"testicles"

I'm pretty sure this guy has done this before:

When the Browns clinch.

Hey, now. The consumer price index has nothing on the "prices of things" index.

He's just bypassing the design flaw of old Mustangs.

"...people bet on the Pro Bowl?"

"Tecmo Bo" is to video games as Ditka is to da Superfans.

Oh, come on! The tires have Nitrogen in them. It's like air without oxygen, so the inside of your tires will never rust.