When the Browns clinch.

Hey, now. The consumer price index has nothing on the "prices of things" index.

He's just bypassing the design flaw of old Mustangs.

"...people bet on the Pro Bowl?"

"Tecmo Bo" is to video games as Ditka is to da Superfans.

Oh, come on! The tires have Nitrogen in them. It's like air without oxygen, so the inside of your tires will never rust.

word to your mother.

I'm guessing he should be glad he didn't play in the L.A. outdoor game, then?

I know you're joking, but if you think about it, how weird is that engine/turbo weight ratio compared to that of any other turbocharged ICE?

Please enlighten me.

A Pontiac owner.

I'm aware of that. Arc flash injuries can often present in localized regions of the body if PPE is compromised.

I thought The Dude used half-and-half.

Milk? Milk?

"Fuckin' Juggalo goals... how do they work?"

I sure hope it wasn't arc flash. There's no reason for that stuff to be happening these days.

I hate to drag it up, but how are the electric/electronic systems faring these days? I'm genuinely curious, because Range Rovers have always been pretty stout mechanically, but their shortcomings have always been (perhaps apocryphally) related to wiring.

Ah, Tecmo Bowl. The game that brought us the NFL's first 40,000 rushing yards per season man:

It's all about leverage. When roughly 2/3rds of the weight of the car is at the front, the aft section of the car basically acts like a big lever. The more weight you have up front, the closer to the front your fulcrum will be, giving you a longer lever.