Conversely:

"I am disrespectful to tubers!"

Only one man knows the truth:

CP.

They're edgy!

I will not cross-contaminate my As Good as it Gets action figures with this nonsense!

The worst part is putt-putting through a parking lot.

When I was a kid, I remember pining for video game movies to be made (then the Super Mario Bros. movie came out - ugh). The reason I wanted something like that was because no matter how much time you spent on them, games back then were extremely superficial for the most part. Zelda was a notable exception for the…

Just like some of the more clueless commenters on this (and other) websites, some people are lazy. Instead of doing research, they base many opinions on 30-year-old stereotypes.

This is Time's version of Vogue's "close-ups/creatively cropped photos for women on our cover who we secretly think are too fat/old to actually be on our cover."

More comments from researchers at Haverford College:

One thing I have to give Red Hot Nickel Ball Person credit for it that we never have to sit around for 2-3 minutes to get to the action. Also no narration.

Where's the damn CB?

He's always liked those kind of high heels too.

That's the mark of a beautiful car. The Gray one above is lovely, but take a step to the right and toward the car? Now it looks even better. Maybe it's the Black paint, too. Who knows? I'm not one to question love at first sight.

I'm thissing all over the place right now.