Stunned into a bout of vomiting still qualifies as stunned, right?

30hp? That's even more than these guys are adding.

I like this idea. Kind of like the low-optioned C4 challenge series.

But it also makes you harder to grab.

Black cars drive like this:

"I always play sexy sax music when I apply lotion."

I am shocked that no one has (as of yet) posted a photo of the suspect:

Good God, that man has a toothpick for a neck.

Usually when there's bitching about autos/CVTs/flappy paddles among Jalops (myself included) is because the traditional manual option was taken away in favor of the other options. That's not the case here

I really like the front end-on view, but that's pretty much it. Everything else that makes up the exterior and interior is pretty meh. The logo and model badges are particularly bad.

That... almost sounds worse.

...and when they come on the market here, there will be one on the showroom floor with a dealer markup so high, you'll be able to get a 2 Series at the BMW dealer next door for less.

You call that a low German?

What can I say... I was overwhelmed by an sea of

and you thought the "A" stood for Alex...

I see why you have this job.

I get plenty of bros asking about my stage 2 WRX. When I mention that it has 120k miles, the next question is always:

Pictured below, the concept for outfield fence at Adelaide's new indoor stadium: