I think the general lack of suitable laundry facilities at a university is what usually ruins the smell of Febreze for life.

That's easy. It's "goo-stee-odd".

Scenario 1: It never gets built. How long has Toyota been teasing us with the promise of a new Supra?

ProCap crew represent!

Not sure what exactly you're making assumptions about, but I am a parent. Were I not familiar with the responsibilities and priorities that (damn well should) dominate an adult's life once they are responsible for a child, I would have kept my mouth shut.
Since there seems to be a problem with reading comprehension…

Sorry to disagree, but once again... priorities.

Best SNES game ever.

This is what should happen, but I'm afraid it won't.

All that needs to be said.

Sorry to disagree with you, but I'm not being smug. I'm being responsible. I would expect others who are entrusted with the life of another human being to do the same.

Damn, the dealer was so shady and evil I thought the owner was this guy for a second:

out steps a grease monkey...

When I worked in news, every time the temps would rise, someone would pitch the "don't leave your kids in the car" story.
One of the "tips" that came up in every story was: "put your purse in the backseat, so you'll remember your kid".

Generally, I've found porters to be some of the most trustworthy guys at dealerships.

...while doing EVERYTHING to screw to consumer.

You nev-er give your vote..

That's right. The only car that is so fast it drives on water.

I thought I was having a COD2 flashback during the part where he pulls the guy off the cliff and stabs him under water. That looked especially bad.

There's never a bad time to drop a Heino reference.