That goes the same for you!

You're right... I didn't take the time to look at all of the responses. The general sanctimony was making my eyes bleed.

Approves.

This is just sad. Dan LeBatard did not sully the voting process, he didn't act like a spoiled child, and he certainly didn't disrespect a voting process that deserved little to no respect to begin with.

Well, he did hit like shit.

He's definitely got some Buckface/Troyface thing going here.

I kept waiting for the guy to just take his damn foot off the gas. What was he trying to do, steer the thing straight?

It was sort of a half-joke. You're right, the older ones (pre-'70 archtops) are great. The new ones are just... I don't know. I've never played one that felt right.

Calling an Epiphone a "real guitar"?

As I once suffered... all shall now suffer.

You cannot mention the Waffle House without mentioning the Waffle House Music:

he forgot to put it in "h".

I've honestly wondered how that show has affected Stevia sales. Seriously, every time I hear about/see a commercial for Truvia, Lydia's demise is all I can think about.

Am I doin' it right?

Looks like he's indicating left to me...

Nice to hear from someone else in the business. It's not often that you get to use the word awesome in a literal sense, but that dam is truly awesome.

"You people still gaff poles?"

OK, I'm about 95% sure what that means...

Well, I do have teeth. Don't let all those American stereotypes steer you wrong.

Yeah... well, it's totally worth it to know you're tougher* than literally everyone else on the planet. So, I got that going for me.