So... crappy treatment of Indian women isn't just the fellas' territory any more?

Wide hips and the ability to go topless (looks like a roadster from here, anyway)?

Yeah. It's rare for a reason.

I'm completely apolitical on this, so don't misconstrue the "B-word" you're about to see in the next sentence.

I don't know... I'm feeling a little tapped out.

Ask away. I don't really know of any private messaging feature on Kinja, but if I can help, I'll try.

Wow. That looks like my trophy case. On Playstation.

You're right. I like the ducktail rear of the '62, but coves and no 2-tone?

Oh, it's real. Read and weep, my friend.

I found a pic of the prototype:

anyone who doesn't agree with that sets off a big Code Red on my commie-meter.

Hey! Take it easy there, Squirt.

You want uber-levels of ugly without at least a reputable chassis underneath?

Yeah. I have a Jones to do something else now, anyway.

"I'm shocked. Shocked!"

Sorry, I was running out of puns.

If you're peeing cola, you must be...

The ball's moving too fast for frame rate.