I like you. You've got Moxie.

Hey, man. That's Josta the free market at work.

People who continually shout out players' names at games just to get attention always reminds me of this:

Of course it's expensive. They haven't made it in years.

Canuckleball.

Eating pineapple? Here's how that goes in my house...

Sorry, wish I'd read your post before I chimed in. Hits some of the same points mine did, but better.

As a marketing guy, it gets the message across with as few words as needed.

"Now the secret now is to make sure that we definitely don't go for a pee."

"What's that bubble there?"

Alright... my snark was interrupted by a shocking revelation.

Z31 or Z32?

+1000 internets

"Word, homie!"

It has to be a ruse. It's just too perfect.

"I am the FantaKing! I can do anything!"

Nice that she allegedly got past the bulimia and all, but it's obvious that she still has serious issues with food and body image. It's just directed at others instead of herself.

"I got 5 to 2 says you can't get that A/C working before tomorrow"