I would assume they'd just load specs of a ton of off-the-rack sticks while letting you adjust some parameters.

+1000 internets

"Word, homie!"

It has to be a ruse. It's just too perfect.

"I am the FantaKing! I can do anything!"

Al Iafrate and his power skullet frown on your carbon fiber stick and telemetry shenanigans.

Nice that she allegedly got past the bulimia and all, but it's obvious that she still has serious issues with food and body image. It's just directed at others instead of herself.

"I got 5 to 2 says you can't get that A/C working before tomorrow"

"Your mother got a dose of the cream last night, Trebek... hopefully this rash I got from her clears up soon"

You'd think so, but I flibansered all over the carpet just the other day. Wasn't pretty.

I think the takeaway here is that we need to come up with a brand name for this drug. STAT.

Agreed with all of it, including the drinking.

Great! Now instead of headlines like

If it's any consolation, I just tend to include baseball, football, and hockey. I enjoy watching basketball, I just don't follow it.

They forgot one:

It's like a Skyrim mod come to life!

I'm not going to say that animals aren't sentient, but I eat some of them because they're delicious.