The Whole Foods by my house (along with every other grocery store I've ever been in/worked in) has the meat counter in the back.

Seriously! They look perfectly normal when they're under water.

I know it's been around for years, but that cannot possibly be real (by which I mean not staged).

Exactly. Turn, turn, twist, press, verify...

You'd better keep that pic handy for a while.

It creeps me out when they're too thin/non-existent/drawn-on (like only drawn-on, not filled with a pencil).

Really? Everyone on earth would do that to Finnegan, given the chance.

Everything about that story from his description of the product's function to that line about "OMG! 6 DOLLAR GAS!" reeks of VNR (video news release). If anybody doesn't know what those are, they are commercials, plain and simple.

That slogan seems appropriate, as one would have to ingest massive amounts of THC to expect that thing to work.

Depends on the state. Most are one party consent, but some are two.

Shopkeeper says:

Falling temperature affects distance in the opposite direction, however.

Bug dong.

4:26 sounded like the Cobra to me.

Isn't he more of a "tradee" in this case?

"There's a haircut you could set your watch to."

It's been done...

Are they paying people to drive it off the lot? If not, it's a ripoff.

But he has black... um, I mean Asian friends!