Holy crap. That can not be real.

LOVE Metal Slug.

Second-hand hat?

Looks like he just used eye drops. That is an insane amount of fluid for a tear.

So... kind of like YOLO, then?

THESE COLORZ DON'T BUNCH!

Hope they at least got some engineering school credit for that.

Saturday Night Live.

If this Robin's a rockin'...

One of the most beautiful cars ever, but...

Check out that 4x4...

Dyno tan > farmer's tan.

Putting a little extra weight in the back so it doesn't lose traction on the dyno.

What do you have to lose? She obviously has no problem dishing out criticism to complete strangers; why should you?

The "fame" he got from his 5 minutes on the Jumbotron

Thanks. Portmanteau must be my wheelhouse today.

No, that's the name for Little Smokies in Wisconsin.

The Lamborghini Cabrera... not really fast, but it hits things hard!