Best GIF ever.

Hey now, you watch your mouth. I had a awesome Hypercolor shirt that exact same color.

Maybe if it was a bone-stock '88 Formula or GT. But we all know those don't exist anymore, so...

Much like this abortion of a vehicle, I'm sure it was a joke.

Wrong! I'm a man!

"Two Robert Stacks. Robert Stack was goddamn terrifying and no one can dispute that."

Welcome to every day of my life.

I was whining about the same thing yesterday. I fact, I'd be surprised if any of the 1Ms sold at MSRP.

And the awesome thing about a S54 is that you don't deal with those feelings of inadequacy/fear when you hop in the garage and say to yourself: "I'mma do this brake job my damn self."

Most folks will say, "enjoy your expensive-to-service Miata"....

See, that's where Tom Cruise belongs. Supporting part (with a lead role unabashedly mocking his entire career arc), comic relief, tons of makeup/prostheses.

It's because people can't math.

Wow, man. You're going to get altitude sickness on that soapbox.

Sorry, he's busy being Paul Newman.

If you don't know about Sizzler, it's best to not find out. Stay in the good restaurants.

I hope her husband/boyfriend preceded her on the street, waving a large red flag to alert traffic of her presence.

Say what you want about Sizzler, but they make quality steaks. By that, I mean big portions with good apps/sides/salads. I dont care who cooks it, if it means steak guys getting another quality sirloin for about $12, ill take it.

I wanted to say that too, but they can be had with autos.

Yeah, I was generalizing a bit - probably more like the "M Line" package on the current 3/4 series.

I harped on the price of the 235i in the earlier post, and am still conflicted. I get that they are great cars. I get that it's competitively priced within its segment, but when it comes time to finally buy a car, it's hard to justify one of these (I'm under the basic assumption that the 235i will be a 1M, more or…