I think he planned it. He was wearing a hat, had a beard and a full head of hair, and had a second shirt with him. He could remove the hat and switch shirts on the way home, then shave later just to be extra-safe, and no one will ever ID him.

And high five the women who warned the tagger about it.

Do you think that guy had a solid plan to do that, or was just walking by and decided “Hell no. Not today Trump”.

Same.

I want to spit at the white fratboy shitstain calling the cops.

I’m sure Trumpty Dumpty’s response will be measured and considerate.

Thank you, sweet tagging Prince.

This is a strong Kennedy burn that frankly has gone unappreciated in its time.

How dare someone—a Kennedy no less!—listen to the words of not just a man, but an old man.

“huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.”

Attitudes like this are so fucking disconnected from reality. I have never once watched a film or tv show and thought “huh, this was great, except it was a little too diverse.” I cannot for the life of me understand why directors wouldn’t want to cater to (or at least pay lip service to) the 37% of America that…

It’s easy Tim, you just take a role, ANY OLD ROLE, and assign it to a person of color; bc people of color should not exist in media as droll stereotypes for middle america to laugh at while patting themselves on the back for making the bare minimum attempt to be inclusive.

- Tim Burton, basically.

Cue people who don’t see that some don’t have because of the cost of childcare. It must really suck to want kids and realize you can’t provide for them.

The balls come from him knowing that the protest he was attending was full of educated, and committed to the cause members of the student body who he resides among, instead of the magical violent boogeyman that is so often portrayed. His fearlessness comes from the blanket of comfort provided him by this country that…

I think what annoys me so much is how my mom, who lives in a suburb here, is always posting like one-off stories from the paper that could happen anywhere and says “Only in Portland!” and “we’re so weird, just like Portlandia” and it’s like no mom other people in other places... have adult pillow-fights or make…

I love the end of the livestream I saw where the cops pull his mask off in front of everyone and then basically parade him in front of the people he was antagonizing. The kid looks TERRIFIED and it is sooooo very satisfying.

As a Portlander (uh oh, cue everyone rolling some eyes) I am pretty over Portlandia. OH we’re so WEIRD. We’re so QUIRKY. We have straw-man feminists and people who need to know the names of the chickens they’ll eat, how DROLL.

For the most part, I don’t think it’s usually a very funny sketch. It’s had its moments, but the weakest parts of the show do tend to involve putting Armisen in drag.

It’s really got to be hard to be your father’s second choice for a date.