Yes, we know that you guys wish cyclists dead. When Gawker posted about a cyclist in NYC being purposefully mowed down and killed the entire comment section was people complaining how awful cyclists. No one was horrified by the fact that a man was murdered. I’ve since decided the people who hate cyclists are just…

Just be careful what you wear while riding it.

Do guys compare dicks? Is this something men do with their friends regularly? Should ask my husband how long his and his best friend’s dicks are tip to tip? So many questions.

My vegetarian-diet farts must have seemed like the space shuttle taking off

a kid being raised by two dope heads isn’t a tragedy? having family members addicted to heroin isnt a tragedy???

lol this image won’t do shit to help addicts not use, even in front of kids. guess what, when you’re addicted to heroin using is not a choice. there is no long decision making process about when/where to use.

My brother died of a heroin overdose last year: you can imagine how seeing this image plastered all over the place has been the past couple weeks has felt (literally, I know there are a million people in my shoes). And the reasoning is SUCH bullshit. Because you know what? 9 times out of 10 heroin users already…

It would be disturbing from any regular human being to see that sort of callous attitude, but from medical people it’s especially alarming. Like, why are you equating one situation with the other at all? Don’t they all deserve our sympathy? Is this the life they would have chosen for themselves? I feel as though this…

“Shaming people doesn’t get them clean. It just gets them further into shame, which leads right back to using.”

So public shaming is ok with you. What’s next? Shall we also bring back public stonings?

It’s worse than that. I think the cops are trying to say “Look at what we deal with every day, aren’t we heroes? Don’t you feel bad for us?” They are using a child’s circumstance to elevate themselves, that is highly cynical.

FUCK this bullshit ass crap that they are trying to call “awareness.” This shit makes me seethe with anger. Everybody knows there’s a huge opiate problem in this country. Every. Body. Fucking. Knows. We had a commercial advertising a special medication for opioid users that are constipated during the motherfucking…

Really? I’m seeing deep-black chunks and brown staining.

Brown compared eliminating the taxes to “new spending”

Probably too many strings attached to this bill.

I feel like sombreros and tequila aren’t cultural appropriation as much as cultural reduction

I feel like sombreros and tequila aren’t cultural appropriation as much as cultural reduction. And I feel like wearing a sombrero while making this speech was more about getting attention and going viral than about actually making a point. Like if you deliberately have to do something provocative and likely offensive…

She sure does have a talent for the caustic. It works in a lot of respects- the protagonist of We Need to Talk About Kevin would not have been nearly so effective if she hadn’t been so inherently brittle and jaded.

Seriously! She’s such a trash person. I’m so sick of cranky bitches moaning about “political correctness run amok”, since it’s basically always code for “WHYYYYYY can’t I be a dick to [insert marginalized group here]?”

Lionel Shriver is a nightmare. It comes through in her books. You can’t suppress personality.