Ahem, that’s nice, but *I* will be voting for substance.

Get fucked. Women spend their entire lives walking around being (at best) vaguely concerned with what might befall them against their will on behalf of men who are “just having a good time”. Go eat a bag of smashed assholes if you don't think that counts as assault.

One thing I’ll never get over is how cheap and shoddy all of Trump’s business and political operations seem to be. You would think that a guy with as much money as he seems to have would be able to throw gobs of money around and get someone competent to at least make the techcnical aspects of his campaign look good —…

Surely someone so all-fired stupid as to spend seven hundred damn dollars on a fucking blazer would just go buy whatever designer claptrap Ol’Goopy is knocking off from her closet instead. It sounds to me like she is saying no one else is as perfect miss fancy pants as me so here are some of my hand me downs for the…

I find everything about Gwyneth Paltrow to be basic, boring, and bland. You can buy those types of clothes anywhere so anyone who likes the idea of pay $500+ more for a classic white button up is my definition of a hollow individual.

I love the idea that (apparently) ALL Jews agree with ALL things Israel, ALL THE TIME. In what world does this even make sense?
(I know, this one, but still!)

Don’t listen to him. It’s got electrolytes and is gluten free.

Yeah I don’t think it’s really fair to be too hard on yourself about whether or not a fear of heights is rational. I’ve given this some thought and ultimately, I think it actually is pretty rational to be afraid of heights. It’s just not rational in the way dismissive people want you to be.

Sex in a high-stress situation or embarrassing names for children?

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

The bathroom situation would be the worst part of this for me.

Thanks, dude, you caught me just in time! But...what’s wrong with the lemon snow?

For those people standing below the cable cars, don’t eat yellow snow.

Chances of there being a baby with a “Chamonix”name variation in 40 weeks?

If your main takeaway from this article was, “hey, maybe I can make fun of an older Jewish woman who came to protest Jew-hatred,” you may have missed the G*ddamed point.

The odds that Marion does not belong to the Park Slope food coop are slim to none.

As a Jewish anti-Zionist who criticizes Israel every day, I can say this dude is just a plain old anti-Semite.

I think the important thing is that we all need to make sacrifices, some of us are willing to go to jail to support the things we believe in, and some of us are willing to go the extra mile to **both** change our yoga class to an earlier time and let everyone know about it.

There are definitely numbskulls who equate any and all criticism of Israel with antisemitism, but Bollyn actually is virulently antisemitic.

“Like a lot of people on the Left, I wrestle with the issue of balancing the necessity of engagement with self-care,” Marion Lipschutz, a grey-haired woman, older than most of the other demonstrators, told Jezebel. “Instead of my usual, Wednesday night yoga class, I took an earlier class instead, because I felt it…