Then don’t post your place on airbnb. If you have a house for rent in the US, you are subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act. so legally, you cannot turn away a renter based on religion or race.

And welcome to the black experience.

Or just book a hotel instead of helping these sociopaths tear apart regulations meant to safeguard and protect the community as a whole.

It’ll be a regular Mormon Dessert Party. Which is now going to be my most favorite euphemism for orgy.

Oh, a bunch of under 30's folks have things to say about diet and exercise? I'm riveted.

Uh, these are not people you should feel intimidated by. I mean, some of them have cool jobs doing things actually related to policy. Many of them are glorified assistants. Most of them will leave government to work in the private sector because they don’t make much money. All of them will get older, just like all…

Imagine being stuck in an elevator with any of these people.

I don’t think you need to feel that bad. The only reason a 23 year-old would be that connected in Washington was because she’s family of some important donor or someone high up in state politics. I don’t care how talented you are, or how good looking you are, no amount of talent or charisma alone gets you that level…

She wasn’t smiling because there was nothing funny or joyful happening. What the absolute fuck. I’m sorry, you know, I’m not even really a Clinton fan and I really don’t jump to her defense at every occasion, but this is some sexist fucking bullshit. This is a woman who has held some of the highest offices and…

Clinton points out that Trump is literally advocating that we go plunder and pillage other nations for their national resources - like goddamn medieval Vikings - and how that’s probably a bad idea, and Reince Priebus complains that she didn’t smile enough.

Is there any journalist IN THE WORLD who will point out to Trump in person that while he is saying a lot of words he is not actually saying anything? I mean besides Jon Stewart, who is not technically a journalist.

Donald Trump responded by taking a shit in his hand and throwing it at reporters, the New York Times reported that they both made good points.

How stupid do you have to be to think Trump would support the troops in any way. The guy would just go ‘Third World Dictator’ and make himself ‘Five Star Generalissimo Trump’ and go round wearing medals he never earnt.

I think you just described Joe Biden.

I’m going to go with the “this was brilliantly all planned” by Coulter theory. This was a roast of ROB LOWE, and you would never know it — all anyone is talking about is Coulter. She’s getting tons of publicity out of this, even if it’s “bad” publicity, which is pretty much all she ever gets anyhow.

I was REALLY skeeved by a supercut of all the “sick burns” that were thrown at her during the roast. It was all sexist bullshit making fun of her looks...like...THERE’S SO MUCH MATERIAL THERE, WHY GO FOR THE SEXIST HACK JOKES?!?! I know we all hate her, but it doesn’t make that shit ok.

Jezebel has had two articles about this roast, and both are about her. She’s getting what she wants, here. Stop feeding the beast, Rich!

Can we just stop talking about She Who Must Not Be Named? It doesn’t matter to her if the press she gets is unflattering, she just wants the attention. If we ignore her she will go away.

Sorry about that - it wasn't the older part that shook me, it was the sudden over-familiarity with a widely-recognized authority figure. Like if I were watching TV with the Dali Lama and reached for the remote and instead brushed up against his nuts. I'm gonna throw my shovel over the top of my hole and quit while I'm…