You are missing the point. It is one thing to send emails to your intellectual crush, saying all sorts of pretentious goofy things you think sound smart. It is another for these two people (why do you keep forgetting about him?) to publish it, convinced it is high art. It’s a set of pretentious emails where each one…

Honestly? No.

I’m pale enough to be a long-lost member of The Cure, and even I am not this white.

‘RUB THE BUTTONS TO MY SATISFACTION, PROLES’

I wish I was kidding. He was trying to impart some sort of lesson, though I’m still not sure WTF it was.

You think that’s bad, imagine being in a classroom taught by ths guy. He literally once passed around a green military jacket he wore all the time on which he had replaced the original plastic buttons with big round wooden ones. He wanted us to understand his appreciation for fine detail & sensory stimulus. So we kind…

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.

What you fail to understand is that poor people are poor because they are stupid/bad/lazy and they should just work harder and pull on those bootstraps and Horatio Alger lives!

I call bullshit. Understanding bonds and investment principles has zero to do with the every day business of making ends meet for 99% of people. And that business about minorities paying more to borrow money? It’s not because they’re dumb/uneducated about how borrowing works, it’s because our financial system actively…

Your cousin has my respect. She knows the laws applies to all . She protects and serves even when it means protecting and serving the people against the bad cops.

Kudos to your cousin. We need more, much more, like her.

My cousin is a good cop. It nearly got her a bullet in the head from her chife before she got him and a significant part of the department sent away for drug trafficking.

My cousin cleaned up her department at the risk of her entire family. Makes me wonder where all the other good apples are though.

If only one of those security guards had been wearing a good t-shirt to stop the bad t-shirts!

Cops are not doing themselves any favors by refusing to acknowledge the that they should be held accountable for their actions on the job, like the rest of us. Sorry (sarcasm), y’all don’t get to kill black people with impunity. Getting this angry at the “Black Lives Matter” movement just makes it seem like cops think…

These supposedly “good” cops abandoned and endangered the people they are sworn and paid to protect ... because of hurt feelings. Compare that to the dishwasher at Yale who broke a window over so much more than hurt feelings, it was straight-up degradation - he didn’t put hundreds of people in danger the way these…

Lt. Kroll sounds like a real wiener.

This isn’t changing my opinion of cops being thin-skinned bully assholes. They are so god damn fragile if I’m to believe what I read.

Christ, how thin-skinned can you possibly be, that you are so butthurt about T-shirts that you stop proving security for not only the players, but the fans at a game? If they are that easily upset then maybe they don’t belong on the police force. Man and Woman up and do your jobs.