Jesus Christ.

“Commander-in-soy”...?

Fucking business.

I wonder how many people upset about this also believe the whole food chain and survival system was set up by a loving god.

Only *4%* of Facebook’s workforce is black?

Can we just skip to the end and abolish capitalism already

I’ve been keeping an eye out for a cute, tiny Android phone to develop on (iPhone user primarily) for a while and have been tempted by some cheap Chinese phones. $350 isn’t bad for a full price, but it’s still more than I’d want to spend on something like that.

Maybe I’ll pick up a used one a little down the road.

Can and should a man approach this topic at all? Is there any way to contribute?

I was always a defender of the 3DS’ 3D. Perhaps not vocally. But in my heart I enjoyed it. I think it’s cool and fun and *does* add something to the experience.

I do not like them, Sam I am. I do not like stream eggs and mobile ham.

<3

I was expected a fat person, from all the references in the article.

Was excited until I realized it was streaming. My home network doesn’t even let a Steam Link be playable in the same building.

I’ve never wanted anything more than I’ve wanted Reggie in Smash.

IS WALUIGI NOT A HOMINEM TOO?!?!!!1/

I feel like there’s a small chance we could sway Nintendo’s decision with all this fun poking.

It totally makes sense to do so out of respect anyway. Just struck me as weird.

Granting permission for someone to say that you made a thing is an odd circumstance.

Ah. Well. I guess that ruins the last couple episodes of season 1. Guess I should have been quicker.

Jesus fucking christ.