You still get grades when you’re homeschooled.

Devolver is so baller.

Wonder if this means they’ll finally do a physical release. Been holding out for one.

A gin and tonic was the first drink my friend made for me when I turned 21 (though not the first alcohol I’d tasted), because it was “an easy drink.”

There are few well-funded, long-lived technologies so infuriatingly bad as Siri. 10-15% of exchanges being abusive is a very low number for me and her.

That was punctuated like a question?

I love my iPhone, but sometimes I’m a bit boggled at how long common and apparent bugs last. For example, there’s this really weird thing (often after you take a picture) where iMessage rotates the keyboard but not the messages, or vice versa, when you rotate your phone. You have to change orientations and then back…

Kohanataku

What is the utility of referring to everything but the coasts as flyover country?

God, I laughed way too hard at this.

THIS MAKES MY FINGERS AND BLOOD FEEL FUNNY

Stuff like this makes me wonder whether some very obvious things happening to our health are just obscured by the overwhelming barrage of new things that have flooded our modern lives. I was born in the 90s. Most of this junk was already here. Hard to spot a pattern when you never saw what came before.

hot damn this is good

A several million year process, eh? Like... less than 350 million?

Oh, we were focusing on different things. That makes sense. Thinking of it as Smash 4 is totally reasonable though, since it’s the 4th iteration.

:o I thought there was some quote a while back from a Nintendo engineer that strongly implied they were at least looking into it. Plus, Galaxy and TLOZ:TP officially released on that set top in China that uses the same hardware...

This is really a nice, harmless gesture, but for some reason stuff like this comes off as a kind of decadent smarminess to me.

Choked on muh cereal.

This is terrible branding.

I can’t stop thinking about a GameCube virtual console.