Mario Kart Wii was followed up by Mario Kart 7 and 8, though! Nintendo does the switcheroo a lot.

k but why? Are you wanting a replacement system? Cause we should definitely squeeze as much content out of these expensive gaming systems as we can.

“Perhaps they are the one true name of God.”

Every fucken time a story on or quote from Mr. Rogers comes up in my various news feeds, I almost instantly start tearing up.

“Game Child” cracked me up.

Uuuuuuuugh I can’t spend money on this but I want one so bad.

Children can’t know about the human body that they are one of! What, do you want them to grow up into mature, unrepressed, realistic, well-adjusted people? Geez.

There were jokes in that clip?

Been thinking about this a lot lately re: everything. We are very mechanical, deterministic systems. But I still love us for it.

Ugh. I fucking hate Tarantino and his work.

So uh... what was it?

Glad I’m not the only one who thinks this.

These people are cartoons.

Herein lies one of the great debates of the reformed animal known as the human: Is personal vengeance always wrong?

An XBOX controller for PlayStation, it would seem! Looks nice.

Sexual abuse is a grievous offense, but I can’t help but think that nobody is eligible for recognition if sainthood is a prerequisite...

What an odd thing to fake.

I was so excited to like the original. But it had the worst controls of any game I’ve played, and it very quickly soured.

Here in Cincinnati, Amazon is notorious for being a shit employer. I’ve heard “cattle call” to describe it quite often. The whole process is very dehumanizing. One (very industrious) friend of mine quit after working two shifts. But she couldn’t even find a human person to tell she wasn’t coming back in.

I think the meme is funny.