Poor people in Germany aren’t as poor as they are in the US. Furthermore, older cars meeting German safety inspection laws can be picked up for less than €1k. Many 15+ year old cars on the road, although those who commute by car typically drive something more recent. Additionally, cars aren’t as necessary in urban…

I’m in the section going to Canada. Can’t say I’d have much complaints.

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a…

What he really wants is a 1970 Olds Cutlass Convertible. Asking price of $18,500. Cheap to buy, cheap to maintain, plenty of smiles per mile and he can invite 4-5 of his friends along for the ride.

“Why spend hundreds of dollars on a dog when you can borrow this small dog instead?”

I pine for the days where you could turn on History and have a 90% chance of it being a show on ether WWII (European theater specifically), or the Civil War. 8% chance it was Ancient Egypt.

What, he should have left the dog in there to drown?

I put this up there with piping fake engine noise through speakers. Reality is reality, stop trying to protect people from it. If he was smoking a cigarette when the picture was taken, then he was smoking that cigarette. You can’t go back and tell him to put it out, the picture’s taken, it’s over and done with. Either…

This is all I’d ever need. (Also, can I get un-grayed on The Garage? I’m able to post on Jalopnik and Kotaku already.)

1996 Buick Roadmaster LT1 with towing package. The towing package on these cars net a transmission cooler, bigger sway bars, a lower gear ration, and a limited slip diff. At $3,000 BIN, you’ve got 2 grand in mods to throw at the already potent LT1.

One call to ZZP Performance and it’s game on.

I bet none of these parts had an OEM counterpart. Most likely custom valve covers with DODGE or someshit engraved on them.

Nightwing. The B-21 Nightwing.

You are thinking of the I’ll fated Cart race at Texas in 2001. They were turning laps in the 235 region, but it was the g forces more so than the top speed causing the drivers difficulties. That is the closest we have gotten to an example where the cars exceeded the performance of the human body.

OBVIOUSLY this whole situation was engineered to increase web traffic at foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com!!!
I’m willing to bet Tyler used his spy satellite to hack the GPS systems on the boats and divert them to the wrong location, hell the Iranians are probably in on it.
Also, jet fuel can’t melt steel beams.

The GPU and the screen are things that work 100% of the time for your rig. The Rift is not the same. It works only with compatible games (if the game developers really support it and only when you are 100% devoted to it. Kinect is a better comparison. Would you spend 150 bucks to have VR motion control in your games?…

I thought this was pretty cool, even though I don’t agree with his policies or politics and generally consider Barack Hussein Obama to be a total fucking ass-clown, and a failure.

#DougCar

Some kei car. We need to know what it’s like to live with a tiny car in the US.