I’m eagerly awaiting @ManyATrueNerd’s “Jenny McCarthy” run where he doesn’t use any medicine.

Hmm, I just might have time to whip some up while my fiancee’s at work tomorrow. I’ll let y’all know if it goes hilariously wrong.

“Preston, I don’t see why you’re angry. You told me to get an erection in Sanctuary Hills, after all.”
“I asked you to erect defenses!”

After seeing how Many A True Nerd’s “Mass Effect: No Guns” run went, I’m trying my own with an Engineer build. Should be a BEAST if he gets as far as ME3.

Someone is going to attach a strap-on to that thing and turn it into a Ben Affleck RealDoll. Not to be outdone, someone else is actually going to drill a hole in the statue’s mouth/butt (or both) for the installation of a Fleshlight. They’ll probably post pictures of themselves screwing the statue dressed as…

Answering a question with a non-answer, and making some really bizarre assumptions about me. Okay then.

Who precisely did the Fair Elections Act disenfranchise?

Good old Elections Canada, tirelessly exposing any and all corruption... unless it’s from the Liberals or NDP, in which case they don’t give a shit and don’t want to hear about it.

Still, it seems awfully un-democratic to NOT have a secret ballot.

As a Canadian, I can’t be the only one who thinks the “stand in groups for a head-count” part of the Democrat caucus sounds insane. What’s to stop a boss or union rep from attending just to make sure their employees/members stand in the “approved” group, and making note of those who don’t?

Barber: “Whatchu want?”
Rey: “My favourite dinosaur as a kid was always Stegosaurus.”
Barber: “I got you, say no more.”

“1 and ½ cups of water and salt”

Future DLC location?

Yeah, Jon’s always good for a laugh. I’ve started to catch myself saying “flip, flip, flip” when I get in a tight spot in Fallout as well :P

Wait, since when can people just EAT tree leaves? I thought something about them made them different from leafy vegetables and thus inedible.

I honestly can’t think of any situation where I’d do this instead of keeping the money. Surely the loss you’ll take by essentially throwing away your investment is always going to be greater than the tax hit you’d take from selling it?

Reminds me of the first time I played Mass Effect, and tried to have Shepard calm down the panicking scientist on Eden Prime. Imagine my surprise when he cold-cocked the guy instead; when I stopped laughing, I had to agree with Kaiden that it was a little uncalled-for.

As both an answer to Kevin’s question and a shameless plug for a fun charity event: for the past four years I’ve considered the start date of Desert Bus For Hope to be the acceptable time to begin Christmas festivities.

This article is extremely triggering. Each paragraph is a microaggression against the right to a disagreement-free Safe Space (but only for people who agree with me). I demand you retract the entire thing.

Speaking of Frasier crossovers, I still want to see him appear in an episode of Grey’s Anatomy as a consulting psychiatrist (or even just a patient). It’s a golden opportunity!