Came here to post basically the same thing; if anything, my kids are learning about Krampus LONG before they learn about Santa.

Noble Hop

I'm pretty sure they'd be breaking the law in most places if "Are you transgendered? YES/NO" were on the job application.

If you're interested in going completely the opposite direction and using overpowered Pokemon, try using only two or three as your battling party. Since they're the only ones seeing any fighting, they'll level up significantly faster than if you were trying to spread out the XP over a party of six. Plus, the…

They're Blood Elves, not Blood-onkadonk Elves.

How would a person check to make sure that one gift-card-reselling website or another was legit? I've been trying to research them for a few days now, and everything I've found has a 50/50 mix of "this is a scam" reviews and "this is the best place ever, I totally don't own the site" reviews.

Question for the art crowd: Are all of these posters just "art deco", or are there sub-genres involved? Like, if I was hoping to find more images with the aesthetic from the first Batman poster (between Cyclops and Green Hornet), what would I plug into Google to get started?

TIL that raisins are considered an aromatic in certain places.

We reached out to the creamer company for comment, but so far they've just been Stalin.

Jesus, it's like SAW with Pokemon.

Easily one of my favourite Foodspin recipes. It's good by itself, and it's a good base to add shit to when you want to experiment. Please do not add actual shit.

Really though, Iceland is a small price to pay when the safety of the entire galaxy is at stake.

Am I the only one who finds the warning signs of a heart attack maddeningly vague? Every time my chest feels sore, it's like I'm rolling the dice; is this just a random sore muscle, or do I go to the clinic? Is it serious, or do I waste the doctor's time for nothing?

You're shitting me. Are you shitting me? You have to be shitting me. That's amazing.

Good point. The baseball analogy is flawed, I've got a better one: She sounds like the sort of person who would refuse to wear a seatbelt, because if other drivers crash into her that's a violation of her rights and therefore we should focus entirely on getting drivers not to crash into each other, rather than give…

You sound like the sort of person who'd play major-league baseball without a helmet, because the onus of protecting your head from a 90 mph fastball should be on the person throwing it.

Funny you should mention that, I've just started making my own beer and I thought this might be a good alternative for cleaning my bottles and fermenting bucket!

I admit I haven't exactly stayed up-to-date on Metroid news, but does she no longer blast her way solo through cavern systems crawling with hostile aliens?

I never thought I'd see a subway more limited than Toronto's. You have opened my eyes.

"Hey, do you like jalapenos?"
"Sure, why?"
"Because I'm getting jalapeno pussy tonight."

(I keep whipping that one out when my fiance isn't expecting it; gets a very satisfying eyeroll every time)