My name is Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite fan-made alternate ending on the Extranet.

*Manly tears.*

Ali Hillis retweeted this pic a fan tweeted her. I think it's funny.

A typical Asari lives for roughly 1,000 years. And since humans can live longer than average by about 20 years or so, I'd say that it's possible for some to live as long as 1,200.

Two problems. First, he says "endings" as though we actually really had any choice in how the game ended. All of the endings are basically the same way.

Well that sucks, since the first Steel Battalion was an awesome beast of a game.

From Software is very much a hit-or-miss developer.

Good job. Always awesome to hear about people doing good for themselves.

Gee is so catchy. And holy crap, I haven't bought it. I must rectify this oversight!

I killed them and absorbed their souls to power my Storm Call shout.

"Beyonetta" should be spelled "Bayonetta".

Itagaki likes Bungie. Bungie likes Team Ninja. So they agreed to have Hayabusa Armor in Halo 3 and Nicole a.k.a. Spartan-458 a.k.a. Master Chick in DoA4. It was also nice to see Itagaki talk about a developer that he actually liked.

This is why you only pull these pranks on people that you know would be cool with it and talk to everyone else that could be in the room about it to make sure that they're okay with it.

Midgard!

The main problem I had with the ending is that it's THE ending.

Lollipop Chainsaw on Tuesday, LEGO Batman 2 the week after that, and then back to Skyrim the week after that for awesome new Vampire Lord abilities.

Yeah, that seems rather limiting from a choice standpoint, since the first step to becoming a vampire is to get a disease and werewolves can't get diseases.

Because Dante hates it when someone talks more than he does. Also, he finds Agni and Rudra to be annoying when they talk.

You can dance if you want to. You can leave your friends behind.

How soon I enjoy this depends on how hard it will be to resist playing Lollipop Chainsaw for a fifth or sixth time at that point.