My vampire is a fan of werewolves and is married to Aela. Our kids shall be Werepires (Vampwolves/Vamwolves just doesn't have the same ring to it). They shall be awesome.

What's even worse is that the Internet is a great fountain of vast and near limitless information, information that takes less effort to access than it does to take a potato chip and EAT IT!

TikiTantrum may have been doing a riff on the popular "What does this have to do with gaming?" line of questioning that is common among trolls.

I blame Fatal Frame, Pokemon Snap, Dead Rising, DoAX2, and Sneak King.

Yeah, just find a drawing/picture of a PSP case and place the screws on the picture corresponding to where you took them out of the case, labeling top/bottom and front/back when/if needed.

Ooh, kinky...

You're Ethan Hawke! Blonde guy is Malcolm in Middle!

Maria Ozawa would happen.

What is this? Everyone kicks ass and makes me laugh? Well, that's very good.

Your rite, ov coarse.

Such scandalous gossipmongering is what I've come to expect from someone so unrefined.

Same here. I wasn't sure if they meant fruit or boobs.

Hope you're getting an alternative source of vitamin C. Otherwise, you'll get scurvy.

He's certainy looking to rouse some rabble!

Wait, so only men can unlock the DLC, or only women and eunuchs can unlock the DLC?

Yeah, now it's good cop and SOUL-DEVOURING EVIL COP.

The G really makes all of the difference.

Kotaku is a collection of nerds on the Internet. Nothing is too obscure.

Him and certain sections of the quarry, while the figure faces the camera and poses for dramatic effect while his theme music plays.

I'd like to get Bayonetta head.