Yep, when only a 0.25% performance increase is possible, he'll improve it by 0.42%, confusing every synthetic on the intercom.

I think you might be thinking of the RailDriver.

Frosting job says it's the original Normandy SR-1.

We've gone 10 comments (not including replies) without that happening.

My sources have obtained an image of the cake getting cut.

Then you get a weightless book, but in exchange, you have to old onto it...

Says the guy who had 12 of them...

Why is there always a population of women who say "whoo" in response to questions that a large group of people is being asked?

I find their lack of faith disturbing.

It would help with clarity.

So... It's-a you...

All we need now is Nightwing and Batgirl (I'd prefer the Cassandra Cain version with a Barbara Gordon skin).

You are correct, sir.

Better yet, inverted sound and colors. That always freaks people out.

Party on, Wayne.

It was Garrus, in the Krogan City of the Ancients, with a very well-calibrated Thanix cannon!

That was a joke. Except for the part about boobs.

Huge eyes, pointy chins, and huge boobs I can tolerate. Hell, the last one I considered a bonus.

You have performed a great service.

The word "entitled" and the phrase "first-world problems" have been getting thrown around a lot on the Internet lately.