Batman Forever is better than Batman and Robin.

I stopped worrying about the spiders when I shoved my dagger into one's head. Then I encountered my first giant spider.

I'm guessing that Shaun did that on purpose to screw with Desmond. Shaun's kind of a dick. A heroic dick, but a dick nonetheless.

I find that "Hi" works quite effectively.

I've actually never minded the folding parts for posters. Rolls are clearly superior, though.

Wow. That sure is pretty.

However long it takes for them to read "First!" and/or "How is this news?"

I'm a Certified Badass Captioner. My image reflects that.

'90s FTW.

It's that too.

A couple of weeks ago, Dance Central and Rock Band studio Harmonix was being advised—by someone from the company that sold it off—to make "the world's first immersive shoot-'em-up," using Kinect.

Quick! Someone fetch Terrestrial Worm James!

The most cruel video game-related Saw trap I can think of is a venus flytrap with a DS in it. The game is Brain Age. Your goal: Say the word "Blue" in a way that the game recognizes to disable and release the trap. You have five minutes.

Bukkake Squads are pretty common in Japan.

If Fallon and Colbert can do it, Batman can do it at least twice as well.

That pirate can shiver my timbers any day.

Ah, thanks. Been a while since I've seen Rugrats, so I forgot the spelling.

They did. It was right before you got the Gunner Darkling.

The races are now Kwogans, Two-ree-uns, I-sorry, Geff, Dwell, Kwaw-wee-uns, Weepers, Co-weck-tors, Voe-cha, Hannah, Pwo-fee-uns, Wack-nigh, Saw-wear-wee-uns, Baw-tay-wee-uns, Voe-wus, Ewl-coh and Babysitters.

And the Reapers are now the Riptars.