Ha, it doesn't know my address! Poor guy's going to kill the wrong people.

I can't decide which is more beautiful, the artwork or the music.

But this isn't the Antique Roadshow, and I'm not Toru Iwatani. I'm Brian Ashcraft.

My guess is that he was bored and wanted to meet a Romanian hooker and/or Meatloaf.

I have a dream that one day game reviewers will be judged not by the score of their review, but by the content of their articles.

Looks like the computer...

Well, that's nice of them to make it for the 360 as well. Especially for those of us who never ended up getting a PS2 or PS3.

Oretoises and some of the Mission Marks were. Main story enemies/bosses, though? Nope. Especially if you take the time to max out your crystarium development.

First, learn to win.

The jokers should be Edi and Joker on his knees.

Three-headed dog guarding the gates of Hell... Something multi-headed that guards something that's burning hot...

Let me guess, Garrus, Wrex, Liara, and Legion are the aces.

I'm surprised that he didn't do better. He was dropping combos left and right, he only pulled off two counters, and he never once used an Instant Takedown. Still, the fact that you get to take on the Joker in hand-to-hand is awesome.

Agreed. Her boobs are spectacular.

Used to be that a staff editor had to give you one for a comment they found particularly isnightful or hilarious, or you could have your comment featured in one of the A Week in Comments articles.

How about Kevin Conroy and Mark Hamill interviewing each other about their experience of being Batman and Joker while doing their voices and calling each other "Bats" and "Joker"? I would have a total nerdgasm.

Hehe, I love captions with puns. I'm giggling like an idiot now. Thanks, Mike.

Note to self: Commence information blackout tomorrow.

It's easier to love this idea than it is to remember the lyrics to Daft Punk's "Around The World."

It's all fun and games until someone steals your Cloudsong.