I was so confused for the first few hours after the update, because people kept raving about the dogfights, and then I realized that they’ve updated it so the fighters actually maneuver better than my old hauler XD

Or, Donald last bought something on his own in the early 90's, and paid by check. I don’t remember if it was just a big time for check fraud or what, but you had to have two phone numbers and your driver’s license to make that work.

When you scan them, they usually say moon somewhere in the name/description, and they've been around since atlas rising, at least. Maybe just bad luck?

So, bases are “archived” and after the first hotfix they released, I now have a quest to recover my base, but it’s bugged. I think in a couple days they should have it ironed out!

Hot tip: the biological horrors (I think that’s what they are) don’t climb, or really even jump! Just bust an egg, collect it and quickly hop on top of the nearest structure (I’ve done the main building, my ship, and even a little storage container) and just blast away. Or you can stand there a while until you see a…

I have found that prettymuch all of the Morningstar burgers are, if not top shelf, very serviceable. Maybe not the tomato and basil “pizza burgers”, but the others, anyway.

Or you could go totally crazy and cut military spending by like...one percent.

I’d say they lost it 1996 when they voted for DOMA because they were worried Hawaii would start recognizing same-sex marriage.

Oh, man, those are the worst eggs I’ve ever seen, and I was recently forced to go to a Golden Corral buffet 0.o

“Socialism doesn’t work, because you depend on the people in charge not to be assholes, and the people in charge are always assholes!”
- The Man in Charge

While I agree with identifying yourself on texts/calls from a new number, if we’re siding with basic modern courtesy I’d also go with “don’t send dick jokes to unknown numbers, even if you think they started it”.  

I did a great job cleaning out my studio/home office after a couple of glasses of scotch. It for sure helps with decluttering, just like “ugh, all this into the bin! Fuck it!”

I had a Trump supporting coworker argue that Russia is a democracy now in her attempt to stay on board that doomed train. I brought up that she didn’t seem to think that when Obama was in office and she kept bringing up that weird conspiracy theory about Obama/Clinton “selling 80% of the country’s plutonium to Russia!!…

Find a sedentary fruitarian, that’d be your best bet. Nice flavor and not all tough and stringy like a runner would be. I’m using possum as an example here. If you go hunt a possum, it’s stringy to the point of being inedible and tastes...not good. However! If you trap the possum, keep it in a smallish enclosure and…

Huh, I always use red onions and a little white vinegar, I thought that was how you’re supposed to do it 0.o

I have a coworker that will wave at you when you’re like 50 feet apart in the hall, knowing you will be walking towards each other for another full 30 - 45 seconds...Then he will awkwardly wave again like halfway to you. I have yet to kick him out the large window we pass in this horrible dance.

That’s why you never buy the display model ;)

Can I get a mold to make DiCaprio shaped ice cubes?

Can I get a mold to make DiCaprio shaped ice cubes?

My problem is that the various numbers that the robocalls are coming from are not marked as potentially spam, except for very occasionally. I’ve basically started just sending every number I don’t recognize to voicemail :/. I’m only up to 4 a day during the week trying to sell me insurance, though, so not as bad as…

No, most city park rules are certainly not laws. City parks tend to be run by a city’s park commission, and even the small city where I live has guys in park commission uniforms whom we (perhaps inaccurately, I’ve never checked) refer to as “park rangers” who drive around in pickup trucks or golf carts and say things…